Ahoy-hoy and good day!

Whatto there my friend, so good of you to stop by. I was only talking about you the other day.

What‘s that you say, we‘ve never met before? I could have sworn you were the fella that got me out of that sticky situation in Burma last year? No? Sorry, my mistake… let‘s forget I mentioned it.

In the meantime, let‘s have a browse of the place, that should keep you distracted. It‘s a lovely gaff isn‘t it? Quirky and delicious drinks to keep your taste buds entertained and an atmosphere to savour.

Oh, the stories I could tell… maybe next time.